A 22 year-old Gentile tells his mother he’s fallen deeply in love.
“How wonderful,” she says. “I can’t wait to meet her. I just know I’ll love her, too.”
Moshe calls his mother and asks, “How are you?”
“Not too good,” she says. “I’m feeling very weak.”
“Why, mother? ”
“Because I haven’t eaten in 23 days,” she says.
Moshe replies, “That’s terrible, mother. Why haven’t you eaten in 23 days?”
She answers, “because I didn’t want my mouth should be filled with food if you should call!”
A Gentile man calls his elderly mother.
He asks, “Mom, I haven’t talked with you in a few weeks. How are you feeling? Do you need anything?”
The elderly Gentile mother responds, “I feel fine. I don’t need anything. Don;t worry abut me. Thanks for calling.”
Two Gentile mothers meet on the street and start talking about children.
The first Gentile mother says to the other, “My son is a construction worker!”
The other Gentile mother responds, “My son is a truck driver!”
Then, at the same time, they both say, “You must be so proud!”
A Gentile comes home for Christmas and announces to his parents that he is taking a year off medical school to join the Peace Corps, to go to Calcutta to help the poorest of the poor.
His father says, “That‘s admirable, son.”
His mother says, “We are so proud of you.”
A Gentile man calls his mother and says, “Mother, I know you’re expecting me for dinner this evening, but something important has come up and I can’t make it.” His mother says, “OK.”
A Gentile woman meets an old Gentile friend. The friend asks “How is your son getting along?”
The Gentile woman says, “Oh, he’s just fine. He just turned 35.”
“And where does he live?” asks the friend.
“He lives at home with me. I don’t think he’ll ever get married. Its just so wonderful having him here with me. Cleaning up after him, doing his laundry, and cooking all of his meals makes me feel so good, so fulfilled as a woman. You just can’t believe.”
The other Gentile woman says, “Sounds like a great boy. I‘m so jealous.”