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A Gentile couple dines at an expensive restaurant (2 Punch Lines)

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Part 1:

A Gentile couple goes to an expensive restaurant to celebrate their 20th Anniversary.

The husband says to the waiter, “I’ll have a steak and a baked potato.  My wife will have the Julienne salad with house dressing. We’ll both have coffee.”

The waiter responds, “How would you like your steak and salad prepared?”  The man says “I’d like the steak medium.  The salad will be fine as is.”

The woman says nothing.

The waiter says: “Thank you.”

Part 2:

The entrees are served.  The steak is overcooked.

The waiter returns and asks how everything is.   The Gentile wife says nothing.

The Gentile husband is somewhat embarrassed and feels a bit intimidated by the waiter and his surroundings.  He tells the waiter everything was wonderful and leaves him a 30% tip.

Category : Dining / Gentile Jokes