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12
Jan

Hava nagila,
hava nagila, hava….
enough already.

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12
Jan

In the ice sculpture
reflected bar mitzvah guests
nosh on chopped liver.

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12
Jan

The shivah visit:
so sorry about your loss.
Now back to my problems.

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12
Jan

Harsh Scrabble discord —
someone has placed “putzhead” on
a triple word score.

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12
Jan

Testing the warm milk
on her wrist, she sighs softly.
But her son is forty.

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12
Jan

Tea ceremony —
fragrant steam perfumes the air.
Try the cheese Danish.

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12
Jan

The sparrow brings home
too many worms for her young.
“Force yourself,” she chirps.

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12
Jan

“Can’t you just leave it?”
the new Jewish mother asks —
umbilical cord.

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12
Jan

Concert of car horns
as we debate the question
of when to change lanes.

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12
Jan

Today, mild shvitzing.
Tomorrow, so hot you’ll plotz.
Five-day forecast: feh

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